I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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