what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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