I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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