He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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