Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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