just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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