Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Randomize
