He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
