Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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