But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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