I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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