im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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