Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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