I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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