but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
