Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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