but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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