Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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