Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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