no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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