it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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