My Higher Power is John Stamos
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize