you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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