I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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