the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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