If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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