now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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