apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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