If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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