gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I cut my penus on the lid.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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