if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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