Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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