Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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