too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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