NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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