put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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