i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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