I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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