I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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