I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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