He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
sex in a hospital.. check
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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