How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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