I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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