i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Rumble strips road head = magical
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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