I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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