i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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