Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i just made my gag reflex go away.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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