just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Randomize
