I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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