About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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