South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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