life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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