Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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