His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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