i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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