ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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